I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
You can't just leave with hair like that
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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