When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
accomplished twins. life is a go
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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