STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Dude my mom stole all your condoms
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
someone owes me an orgasm
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Randomize
