why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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