Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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