whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
COCAINE IS GR8
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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