brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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