Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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