My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
