shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
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