I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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