How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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