the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
