You surviving the open bar?
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I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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