so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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