so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Randomize
