in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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