Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
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