I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
She announced her abortion via fbk
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
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