How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
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