like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
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I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
