I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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