On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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