i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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