I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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