Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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