Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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