Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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