As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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