your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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