No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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