Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
A bitchslap is in order.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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