dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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