well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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