'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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