I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Randomize
