Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Randomize
