found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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