I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
