I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Let's get the cat blown out
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
