She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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