matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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