What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
The struggles of a small town man whore
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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