Pappa wants mamma naked
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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