I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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