Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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