i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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