So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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