I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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