Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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