try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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