But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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