it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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