Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
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