But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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